Underwater Lacemaker Extraordinaire
- John's Secret Life: Underwater Lacemaker
- Surface Lacemaker: A Brief, Glorious Career
- Underwater Lacemaker: Where the Art Form Really Comes Alive
- Double Lacemaker: A Daring Experiment
John has been making exquisite underwater lacemakers since 2007, when he discovered that the key to creating the perfect lacemaker was not just skill, but a deep understanding of fluid dynamics and the human psyche.
.report { background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF; padding: 10px; border: 4px solid #000000; border-radius: 0 0 10px 10px; }Underwater Lacemaker Stats:
- Years of experience: 15
- Lacemaker-to-human ratio: 3:1
- Achievements: Golden Lacemaker Award, Underwater Lacemaker's Guild, World Champion of Underwater Lacemaker