Nap Battles: Where the Weakest Person Wins

Join our epic struggle for the ages! In this arena of slumbering titans, only the bravest (or most desperate) warriors shall claim the title of Supreme Napper!

| Meet Our Champions

Champions:

Bob the Snorer - The master of nasal clearing
Johnny Snoozleberry - The king of dreamless sleep
Amy the Sleep Deprived - The champion of eye bags and caffeine-fueled rage

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