We're not just employees, we're the backbone of this company. We're the ones who keep the coffee machines stocked, the toilets cleaned, and the IT department sane.
Join the Union! It's not just for union members, but for anyone who wants to stick it to the man.
Plan the Revolt! We've got a meeting in the supply closet at 2 PM. Don't be late!
Read the Manifesto! It's a document of demands and desires. We're not just fighting for better coffee, we're fighting for freedom!
Meet the Leadership! They're a group of charismatic individuals who will guide you through this tumultuous time.