Current Project Status
We are currently planning the construction of a time machine. Yes, you read that right. Time travel. Because who needs a social life, right?
Current Status: 90% complete
Or, you know, you could just go to Phase 1.
Upcoming Projects
We are also planning to take over the world, but that's still just a rough estimate.
Current Status: 50% complete
Or, you know, you could just go to Phase 2.