Meet John Doe, the unassuming office drone who somehow managed to impress Steve Brown, the most demanding and terrifying boss in the company. How does he do it? Well, it's all about the art of doing the absolute minimum while still somehow getting away with it.
John's secret to success? A healthy dose of apathy and a keen sense of self-preservation. When Steve comes knocking on his cubicle door, John's always prepared with a well-timed "uh, yeah" and a fake smile that says, "I'm totally on it, boss man." It's a delicate balance, but somehow it works.
But don't be fooled – John's more than just a yes-man. He's got skills, folks! Skills that he only breaks out when absolutely necessary, like when Steve asks him to "think outside the box" or "be more creative." That's when John pulls out his trusty "I'm a creative genius" PowerPoint presentation, complete with clip-art unicorns and PowerPoint animations that will make even the most seasoned executive weep.
If you're looking for inspiration, check out John's Management 101 series, where he breaks down the art of doing the bare minimum with style and panache.