Welcome to the Employee Time Machine! A revolutionary new way to manage your time, your boss's time, and your coworkers' time. Because, let's be real, who needs actual productivity when you can just press a button and suddenly everyone's on schedule?
View the current roster of employees, including those who have been trapped in the time loop of paperwork and those who have been sent back in time for retraining.
Configure the Time Machine to suit your needs, including the number of time loops, the color scheme, and the number of employees you'd like to sacrifice to the Time Machine's algorithms.
Warning: excessive use of the Time Machine may cause:
Learn more about the Employee Time Machine and its inventor, the infamous Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.