Brain Fertilizer Aficionado Endorsements

Because who needs a normal endorsement page when you can have one that's also a fertilizer for your brain?

Endorsed By:

Our product is endorsed by:

• A guy who really likes our product and looks like Steve Jobs
• Neil DeGrasse-Tyson (but not the real one, that would be too easy)
• A Donald Trump impersonator who just wants to sell more fertilizer

Testimonials:

Our product is loved by many:

• "This is the best thing since sliced bread!"
• "I just want to plant more trees!"
• "It makes my brain hurt, but in a good way."