Enemy 1

Enemy 2: The One with 99 Problems | Enemy 3: The One with 3 Words and 2 Syllables

Enemy 1 is a master of the ancient art of doing nothing. Their powers include: the ability to stare for hours, the capacity to eat an entire pizza by themselves, and an uncanny knack for making everyone around them feel useless.

Defeat this foe by bringing a pillow, a snack, or a sympathetic ear.

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