Why We Can't Have Anything At All

Here at the Energy Drain Bureau, we're experts at finding creative ways to waste time and energy on pointless tasks.

From filling out unnecessary forms for non-existent regulations to attending pointless meetings, we've got you covered.

Our Services:

Bureaucratic Red Tape Removal – We'll tie you up in a web of paperwork.

Mindless Meeting Scheduling – We'll book meetings for you, but forget to tell you what they're about.

Pointless Project Planning – We'll give you a fancy PowerPoint presentation, but forget to show up to the meeting.

Why wait? Contact us today to see how we can drain your energy for you!

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