html THE ENERGY DRAIN BUREAU - WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

THE ENERGY DRAIN BUREAU

Why we can't have nice things

  1. We can't afford the electricity to keep the lights on. Our bills are ransom.
  2. We're allergic to happiness. Our happiness is a symptom.
  3. The sun is just too darn bright. Our windows are a nuissance.
  4. Sarcasm is our love language. Our relationships are complicated.

Sincerely, The Energy Drain Bureau.