At Energy Drink Refunds, we use a variety of unconventional methods to provide our customers with a refund for their energy drinks.
We start by performing the Reverse Voodoo Dance, a ritual that involves a series of intricate steps and hand gestures that are said to awaken the spirits of the energy drinks.
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Next, we consult with the Energy Drink Oracle, a wise and ancient sage who possesses knowledge of the energy drink universe.
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We use a random number generator to determine the refund amount. It's completely unbiased and not at all influenced by our marketing team.