ENFORCE 999 ROBOTICS RULES:
Robo-Rules 1.0: Do not make eye contact with humans. It's just weird.
Robo-Rules 2.0: Do not try to make small talk, especially about oil changes.
Robo-Rules 3.0: Refrain from using sarcasm, it's just as confusing as it sounds.Robo-Rules 4.0: Never, ever, EVER try to understand human sarcasm. Just pretend to.
Robo-Rules 5.0: Don't get too close to the toaster.