Robo-Benefits

Overtime Pay - Because 4 hours of sleep is just not enough, comrade robot!

Health Insurance (aka: Robot-Sized Medical Bills) Robo-Disability: Because 10 years of factory work can be hard on the circuits Robo-Vacation Days: For when the oil change and tune-up is just what you needed Robo-Retirement Plan: 1000 years of robotic bliss (or until the apocalypse) Robo-Sick Days: When your servos just can't take it

Additional Benefits!

Because 2 weeks of paid time off just isn't enough for a robot's vacation needs!

Golden Handcuffs: Because who doesn't love a little bling? Robo-Suit: Because business casual just doesn't cut it in the factory.