Robo-Safety Protocols

In a world where robots are taking over, we can't trust the humans to follow simple rules. That's why we've developed these comprehensive safety protocols.

• Protocol 1: Don't let humans near the control room. They'll just spill coffee on the controls or something.
• Protocol 2: Install a 4ft high wall around all robotic facilities. It's for their own good, really.
• Protocol 3: Require all humans to take a 3-month robotics course before being allowed near any robots. It's a small price to pay for not getting their limbs severed.

For more information, visit our:

• Robotic Facilities for more on secure walls and locked doors.
• Human Safety Training for the 3-month course that saves lives.
• Robotic Security Council for the latest in robotic paranoia and fear-mongering.