Section 3 / Protocol 7a: The Unofficial Guide to Not Losing Your Arm in a Gearbox

Subsection 3.1: The Anatomy of a Gearbox

• Worm gear: A gear that eats your arm whole and leaves you with a bad haircut.
• Spur gear: A gear that pokes you in the eye and makes you cry.
• Bevel gear: A gear that gives you a nice case of vertigo.

When working with gearboxes, it's essential to understand the different types of gears and their unique hazards. This section will cover the most critical safety protocols to avoid losing your arm in a gearbox.

Subsection 3.2: Safety Precautions

• Wear proper PPE (Personal Protective Earplugs) at all times when working with gearboxes.
• Keep loose clothing and long hair tied back to avoid getting caught in the gears.
• Maintain a safe distance from the gearbox at all times (at least 6 feet). Don't get too close, or you'll end up as a human-sandwich in the gearbox.

These protocols are not just recommendations; they are the law.