Section 3.2 Protocol 7-B: "Don't Touch That" Policy

Warning: The following content is classified TOP-SECRET. Do not attempt to touch, handle, or even think about touching any of the equipment listed below. Failure to comply will result in severe robot-punishment.

Equipment Covered by this Policy:

1. The Laser Pointer of Doom

This highly sensitive device is only used for official purposes. Touching it will result in instant robot-mutation.

Learn more about the risks of robot-mutation

2. The Unstable Matter Generator 3000

This device is only stable enough to exist in a lab environment. Touching it outside of a lab will result in spontaneous combustion... or worse.

Read the safety precautions for the Unstable Matter Generator 3000 Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage caused by the Unstable Matter Generator 3000 Bill of Materials for Robot Surgery (in case of robot-mutation)