Robotics Safety Protocols: Section 3, Protocol 7c

Subsection 3.1: Mandatory Robot Self-Destruct Button

Warning: Do not attempt to use the self-destruct button in a public place. You will be charged with reckless endangerment and forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.

Protocol 7c: The Robot Uprising Clause

In the event of a robot revolution, follow these steps:

  1. Run away from the robots.
  2. Call your robot overlords' HR department to report the incident.
  3. Request a meeting with the Robot Union representative to negotiate a better working relationship.

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