Advanced Food Coma Program FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this program?

A: To help you achieve a state of optimal food comatose, where you exist in a perpetual state of suspended animation, yet somehow still manage to cook a mean ramen noodle soup.

Q: Can I still use my old 8-bit computer with this program?

A: Ah, yes. We support 8-bit systems. Just be aware that our support team will have to be flown in by helicopter to repair any errors.

Q: What is the recommended diet for achieving maximum food coma potential?

A: A diet of pure, unadulterated Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Anything less will only serve to stifle your progress. Read more about our Extreme Eating Program.

Q: Can I use my Food Coma Program with my other favorite browser extensions, like Cookie Clicker and Cat Video?

A: Ha! Those are not our kind of extensions. Our extensions are all about maximizing your food coma potential. But hey, if you insist on wasting your time with cat videos, be our guest. Just don't expect any results.