A: To help you achieve a state of optimal food comatose, where you exist in a perpetual state of suspended animation, yet somehow still manage to cook a mean ramen noodle soup.
A: Ah, yes. We support 8-bit systems. Just be aware that our support team will have to be flown in by helicopter to repair any errors.
A: A diet of pure, unadulterated Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Anything less will only serve to stifle your progress. Read more about our Extreme Eating Program.
A: Ha! Those are not our kind of extensions. Our extensions are all about maximizing your food coma potential. But hey, if you insist on wasting your time with cat videos, be our guest. Just don't expect any results.