We are a community of individuals who have achieved a state of complete mental and physical saturation with the consumption of food. Our members come from all walks of life, united by our insatiable appetite for the culinary arts.
Our programme is dedicated to the advancement of research and development in food technology, with a focus on creating new and innovative ways to consume more food in less time.
We have a team of expert food scientists, engineers, and comedians who are working together to push the boundaries of what is thought possible with food.
Our flagship project, the "Food-Tron 3000", is a machine that can cook, serve, and consume food at an alarming rate. We are currently in beta testing and expect to release a public version soon.