The Food Coma Manifesto

Article I: The Right to Eat

1. We, the undersigned, demand the right to consume an entire pizza by ourselves.
2. We demand the right to eat an entire bag of chips without judgment.
3. We demand the right to subsist on a diet of only ramen noodles and regret.

Chapter II: The Freedom to Indulge

Section A: Freedom of Food Choice

1. We, the undersigned, believe that the freedom to choose between 'I'm-not-a-breakfast' cereal and 'it's-almost-lunch' cereal is a basic human right.
2. We believe that the freedom to consume an entire jar of peanut butter by ourselves is a fundamental human right.
3. We believe that the freedom to eat an entire box of donuts is a sacred right.

Section B: The Right to Overeat