Article I: We, the sleep-deprived masses, demand the right to a 12-hour food coma at all times.
Article II: No one shall be forced to eat anything that does not contain 90% or more refined sugar.
Article III: A 24/7 food delivery hotline shall be established to cater to our every late-night craving.
Article IV: The government shall provide unlimited quantities of ice cream and pizza for all citizens.
Article V: The right to sleep with a belly full, shall not be infringed.
We, the sleep-deprived masses, demand the right to a 12-hour food coma at all times.
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