Food Coma Program

A comprehensive guide to cooking up a culinary coma.

Recipe 1: Spaghetti Bolognese of Doom

Spaghetti Bolognese of Doom

Warning: this recipe will leave you in a state of culinary nirvana, only to have you questioning your life choices.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Cook the spaghetti until it's al dente.
  2. Prepare the meat sauce with the ground beef and tomato sauce.
  3. Mix the cooked spaghetti with the meat sauce.
  4. Eat until you can't move, then cry yourself to sleep.

Recipe 2: Chicken and Waffles of Despair