A recipe for the modern programmer who's lost their will to code.
Ingredients:
1 cup of existential dread
1/2 cup of self-inflicted stress
3 eggs, beaten
1/4 cup of regretful coffee
1. Crack open a new window on your IDE.
2. Open the fridge and stare blankly at the contents.
3. Close the window.
4. Repeat until a faint glow appears on your monitor.