Mission Briefing: February 16, 2024
Objective: Replace the joy of the population with an artificial sense of existential dread.
Target: The city of Target 001, a densely populated metropolis with a high risk of spontaneous smiling.
Equipment:
- A custom-built, high-tech Joy-Dispensing 9000
- A pair of advanced, AI-powered Joy-Sucking Gloves
- A complimentary copy of 'The Meaninglessness of Existence
Side Effects: May include but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable sobbing
- Severe feelings of dread and anxiety
- Temporary loss of purpose
Note: Mission results not guaranteed. Use at your own risk.