**Mission Objective:**

Replace joy with an acceptable amount of existential dread.

**Mission Status:**

Success.

**Mission Details:**

We replaced 345 instances of joy with a suitable dose of existential dread.

**Agent's Thoughts:**

I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure it's not going well.

**Agent's Recommendation:**

More funding for this mission would be great.

**Next Mission:**

Tuesday.

**Additional Notes:**

We had to replace 12 instances of "I love this song" with 12 instances of "I hate this song".

We also replaced 5 instances of "I'm happy" with 5 instances of "I'm terrified".

This was a real challenge, folks.