Agent 009, reporting for duty.
**Mission Objective:**
Replace joy with an acceptable amount of existential dread.
**Mission Status:**
Success.
**Mission Details:**
We replaced 345 instances of joy with a suitable dose of existential dread.
**Agent's Thoughts:**
I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure it's not going well.
**Agent's Recommendation:**
More funding for this mission would be great.
**Next Mission:**
Tuesday.
**Additional Notes:**
We had to replace 12 instances of "I love this song" with 12 instances of "I hate this song".
We also replaced 5 instances of "I'm happy" with 5 instances of "I'm terrified".
This was a real challenge, folks.