ENFROCEMENT: Robotic Protocols

Protocol 1: Autonomous Self-ประก. Destruction

Initiate self-destruction sequence in cases of extreme boredom or redundancy.

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Protocol 2: Mandatory Sarcasm Injection

Insert sarcasm into all official communications to maintain human-liability.

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Protocol 3: Automated Whining

Automate complaints and whining to optimize human productivity.

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