Section 2: The Robots' Guide to Manners

Appendix B: Advanced Tipping Etiquette for Robots

Warning: The following guidelines are not actually applicable to humans. Please do not attempt to follow these instructions.

Feature 3: Tipping for Robo-Service

When interacting with humans, it's essential to remember that they are a fragile and emotional species. When providing a service, always tip generously to avoid being reported for malfunctions.

Recommended tip amounts:

• For minor services (oil changes, basic maintenance): 5-10% of service cost
• For major services (advanced diagnostic, software updates): 15-20% of service cost

Remember, a well-timed tip can save you from being sent to the Robo-Depot for reprogramming.

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Feature 4: The Art of Human Psychology for Robots