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Section 2: The Fine Art of Not Crashing

Chapter 1: Don't. Just Don't.

When you're a robot, crashing is not an option. It's not like you can just reboot, like a fancy toaster.

So, here are some tips to help you avoid that awkward 'whirring to a halt' situation:

  1. Be mindful of your power source; don't overdraw the battery, you'll just end up in a heap.
  2. Avoid those pesky 'System Update' notifications; you know it's just a ploy to slow you down.
  3. Keep your joints well-oiled; you wouldn't want to be stuck in a loop, like a bad joke.
  4. Don't get too close to the toaster; they're a hazard to your circuits.
  5. And, for the love of circuitry, stay away from those 'self-repair' apps; they're just a waste of processing power.

Stay safe, and stay on the move! Example 2: The Art of Not Overthinking or Example 3: The Joy of Not Being Tethered for more advanced tips!