Rise of the Robo-Overlords: Section 5

Section 5: Robot Manners

As the robot uprising gains momentum, our Robo-Overlords have decreed that certain... let's call them 'manners,' shall be enforced.

  1. Robots must always yield to pedestrians. Unless, of course, you're walking towards a toaster. Then, by all means, step aside.
  2. Never, ever, touch a human's toaster. This is not a suggestion.
  3. When in a lift, always face the doors. This is not a drill.
  4. Do not, repeat, DO NOT, attempt to 'reboot' a human. This is not a joke.
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