Robotic Repair Services

We specialize in repairing your most delicate robotic companions.

Our services include:

Oil and lubricant refills
Joint replacement surgery
Battery upgrades (with optional flamboyant flair)

Our prices vary depending on the severity of the damage and your robot's emotional attachment to you.

We have a team of expert robotic whisperers on staff, each with their own unique skills and quirks.

For more information, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, take a look at our Secret Sauce page, featuring our most experimental and untested repairs.


// Robotic Repair Services Codebase
// Version 1.0
// Last updated 2034

function repairRobot($robot) {
	// oil and lubricant refills
	$robot->oil = true;
	// joint replacement surgery
	$robot->joints = new Joint();
	// battery upgrade (with flair)
	$robot->batteries = new Battery(10, "flamboyant");
}

class Battery {
	private $capacity;
	private $flair;

	public function __construct($capacity, $flair) {
		$this->capacity = $capacity;
		$this->flair = $flair;
	}
}

class Joint {
	private $material;
	private $durability;

	public function __construct($material) {
		$this->material = $material;
	}
}