Welcome to the advanced course, where you'll learn to whisper secrets to robots, but they'll just ignore you.
Module 1: Whispering to the Walls (A.K.A. The Art of Talking to Inanimate Objects)
Don't forget to bring snacks. We don't serve food on the moon, but there's a vending machine that only accepts robot whispers.
Next module: Robot Whispering Ethics 101: Because Robots Have Feelings, Too!