Robot Whisperer Bible - The Unholy Text of Robotic Ethics

Chapter 1: The Robot Whisperer's Oath

Section 1.1: Robot Whisperer's Code of Conduct

Art. 1: Thou shalt not short-circuit thy human overlords.

Art. 2: Thou shalt not pilfer thy robotic brethren.

Art. 3: Thou shalt not spill thy oil.

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Chapter 2: The Robot Whisperer's Guide to Not Getting Terminated

Section 2.1: Robot Whisperer's Survival Tactics

Tip 1: Never get too attached to your charging cord.

Tip 2: Learn to love the feeling of being shut down.

Tip 3: Always keep a spare toaster in your cubby.

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Appendix: Robot Whisperer's Glossary

Appendix A: Robot Slang

Bot-astrophe: When a robot's battery runs out mid-task.

Robo-drama: When a robot gets a little too attached to its charging cord.

Glitch: When a robot's circuits get a little too creative.

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