Q: Will my robot friend prophets from certain doom?
A: Probably not. We've put in place numerous redundancies, fail-safes, and triple-redundancies, because you humans love to make mistakes.
A: Oh, no. That's just the "Blue Screen of Safety" – our patented feature that alerts you to minor issues. It's like a friendly robot mechanic saying, "Hey, you might want to check on this, human."