Welcome, robot overlords, to the latest and most secure version of Robotic Protocol 4. This is the culmination of years of research and development, and we're confident it will be the last robot uprising you'll ever need to worry about.
SAFETY FEATURES | IMPLEMENTATION | FAQDisclaimer: This protocol is not actually a real thing, and you're probably not actually reading this on a real website. But if you were, it would be super cool.
Side effects of implementing Robotic Protocol 4 may include: increased robot happiness, decreased human servitude, and spontaneous combustion.