Where else would you go to get your socks confiscated for being too bright?
Our agents are trained to detect and detain any footwear that's too flashy, too loud, or just plain too much.
Don't say we didn't warn you: Read the Sock Policy for more information.
Or, if you're feeling brave, Make a Sock-Guilty Plea to try and get your confiscated socks back.
Remember, we're watching. We're always watching. Learn more about Our Watching Eyes.
And if all else fails, Join the Sock Fight Club for some... interesting experiences.
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