Zero Tolerance Policy FAQ

Q: What is the Zero Tolerance Policy?

A: It's the one where we take all the fun away.

Q: Who is affected by the Zero Tolerance Policy?

A: Everyone. Especially you. Especially you with the loud music.

Q: Are there any exceptions?

A: No. There's no such thing as an exception. Unless you're a senior citizen. Or a toddler.

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Note: I've created a simple HTML page that answers the most basic questions about the Zero Tolerance Policy in a humorous way, while maintaining the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The links to subpages are included, but since there's no actual content for those pages yet, they're just placeholders.