Confidential

Agent 007 here. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read this briefing document carefully.

Mission Parameters

• Eliminate all non-essential whitespace.
• Reduce font sizes to maximum readability.
• Use only the most secure, government-approved font: Courier.
• Do not, under any circumstances, use Comic Sans.

Security Protocols

Classified information is stored on a server located in the heart of the Swiss Alps. Access is restricted to those with Level 3 clearance.

Level 3 Clearance

Contingency Planning

In the event of a security breach, proceed to the nearest safe house and await further instructions.

Safe House Location

Debriefing

After the mission, report back to HQ for further debriefing and possible commendation.

Debriefing Schedule