Zero Tolerance Protocol: Bathroom Surveillance Mandate
Effective Immediately, all individuals entering the En prophets' facilities will be subject to a thorough and invasive inspection of their bodily functions.
Our advanced AI-powered Toilet Monitors will track your every move, detecting even the slightest hint of a fart or a sniffle.
Any irregularities will be reported to the Enforcers' Guild, who will dispatch a team of experts to investigate and rectify the situation.
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- Prevent any and all forms of flatulence
- Eliminate any hint of body odor
- Monitor toilet paper usage for excessive shredding or folding
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, up to and including forced reeducation and possible exile to a remote, damp cave
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Frequently Asked Questions about our Bathroom Surveillance Mandate