Bathroom Surveillance Protocols

**Warning: Failure to comply will result in severe consequences.

**All bathroom users are subject to video monitoring and audio recording.**

**No exceptions.**

Surveillance Methods:

Our state-of-the-art surveillance system includes:**

• **Thermal imaging cameras** for detecting heat signatures and ensuring no one is hiding anything.
• **Acoustic monitoring** to capture every whispered secret and toilet paper-related conspiracy.
• **Motion sensors** for real-time tracking of toilet paper rolls and toilet brush locations.

Penalties for Non-Compliance:

Non-compliance will result in:**

1. **Fines** up to and including $10,000,000.
2. **Loss of privileges** to use the bathroom for a minimum of one week.
3. **Community service** cleaning up after other non-compliant users.

Report a Non-Compliant User:

Click here to submit a report on a non-compliant user.

**Please be thorough in your reporting, as our AI algorithms will not tolerate any frivolous accusations.