ARTICLE 7.3.1: THE PENALTIES
For every infraction, the following penalties shall be applied:
- 1st offense: 1 minute of intense, uninterrupted staring at the surveillance camera.
- 2nd offense: 5 minutes of enforced silence, with a minimum of 3.5 feet of personal space maintained.
- 3rd offense: 1 hour of solitary confinement in the designated "Thinking Room".
- 4th and subsequent offenses: Revocation of all privileges, including, but not limited to: toilet paper, soap, and hot water.