Zero Tolerance Protocol Brigade 2

Subsection 3: The Most Unyielding of Enforcement Agencies

Warning: This is a highly classified, top-secret government agency. Any unauthorized access or eavesdropping will be met with severe repercussions.

Our agents are trained to respond to even the slightest hint of dissent or non-compliance. We have the right to inspect your fridge, question your life choices, and audit your browser history at any time.

We are the ultimate authority on all matters of taste, style, and moral fibre. Don't even think about it.