The Committee of One has convened to make the most definitive decisions in the land.
Minutes of the Meeting Meet the MembersOur decisions are made with absolute certainty, because we're the only ones who matter.
We're like the supreme court, but without the pesky appeals process.
Our deliberations are conducted with utmost gravity, in a room filled with the weight of our own importance.
Decisions Made with Certainty ArchiveAnd we're always ready for the next meeting, because we're the ones calling the shots.