Welcome to the Committee of One, where the decisions are always right and always absolute.
We don't bother with pesky things like 'evidence' or 'debate'. No, no, no. We just know we're right.
It's not about being wrong, it's about being Always Right, Always Absolute.
The time we decreed that pineapple pizza was a travesty and banned it from the break room.
The time we decided the best font for official documents was Comic Sans.
And the time we declared that Fridays are, in fact, the new Mondays.
The pinnacle of decision-making, where every ruling is cast in stone and unyielding.
1. We are never wrong.
2. We are never uncertain.
3. We are always, always right.
These are not just principles, they're facts. And facts don't require debate or discussion.
It was a bold move, some might say a stroke of genius. Others might say, "Wait, isn't that just called 'Tuesday'?"
But no, we were convinced. And so, we made it official. Fridays are, in fact, Mondays.
Coffee shops were filled with confused baristas, who couldn't quite wrap their heads around the new schedule.
The city's public transportation system was in disarray, as buses and trains were suddenly running on the wrong days.
But we, the Committee of One, stood firm in our decision, because, as we always say, "We are never wrong."
Always Right, Always Absolute for more on our unwavering commitment to certainty.
Our Methodology explains how we arrive at such groundbreaking conclusions.
Meet the Committee that makes it all happen.