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Committee of One: Zero Tolerance Protocol

Established to ensure the most extreme and draconian enforcement of all protocols.

Committee Members

We have the most esteemed and feared members of the committee:

• Chairperson, Lord Bane McTolerance
• Secretary, Lady Zero herself
• Member, Agent X (aka The Enforcer)

Rulings and Interpretations

We take pride in being the final authority on all matters of protocol:

• Decision 2023-001: Mandatory use of bright yellow
• Ruling 2023-002: No more cats in the workplace
• Interpretation 2023-003: The meaning of 'I'm not a robot'

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