Notification 202: The Penalty Phase

You have been caught. You have been found guilty. You will face the consequences.

Your penalties are:

Immediate reassignment to the Department of Redundancy.
Loss of all privileges to the break room microwave.
Forced attendance to Mandatory Monday Mornings.

Do not bother appealing. Your fate is sealed.

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