Here you will learn the art of writing parking tickets with an air of menace, and how to make eye contact without actually looking at anyone.
Phase 1 is for the faint of heart, but Phase 2 is where the real officers get their training. You will learn how to issue 5 tickets in under 3 minutes, and how to make the average citizen quiver in fear.
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Remember, in the words of the great philosopher, "A well-written ticket is a happy ticket."
Disclaimer: Not actually a real officer training program. Do not attempt to follow the instructions. Or do. We won't judge you.