Phase 2: The Theory

Welcome to Phase 2 of the Officer Training Program, where you'll delve into the intricacies of The Theory.

This phase will cover the fundamental principles of:

• The art of writing parking tickets with precision and flair
• The theory of making an officer's uniform fit perfectly, even on a 300-pound sumo wrestler
• The science of writing a 5-star Yelp review for a good cup of coffee

You will also learn how to:

• Conduct a thorough search of a suspect's garage for contraband
• Negotiate a plea deal with a repeat offender who's also a skilled juggler
• Solve a crime scene while blindfolded and with a broken arm

By the end of Phase 2, you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified expert in the field of Law Enforcement Theory.

Hyperlinks to subtopics: Advanced Theory Techniques, Field Practice, Standard Operating Procedures