Advanced Tolerance Training: The Art of Not Caring

Phase 3: where you learn to turn a blind eye to the mundane.

Objective:

1. Develop a strong sense of apathy towards authority.
2. Learn to ignore the screams of the damned.
3. Refine your skills in creative ways to waste time.

Module 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Where you'll discover the joys of staring at the wall for hours.

Module 2: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Where you'll master the ancient art of putting off till tomorrow.

Module 3: The Power of Passive-Aggression

Where you'll learn to say nothing, while still being very loud.

Remember, officer, it's all about setting boundaries... and also doing absolutely nothing.

Next phase: Phase 4: The Final Insult