Phase 3 of the Zero-Tolerance Protocol is where we really get down to business. This is where we teach our officers how to think like the ultimate buzzkill: a human calculator of consequences.
Through a series of grueling exercises, you will learn to calculate the precise amount of punishment required to achieve the desired outcome, whether that's a sternly worded letter or a 5-year sentence.
And for those who complete Phase 3, we offer:
Phase 4: Practice Makes Perfect (or at least, really harsh)
(Note: Please do not attempt to actually practice what you learn here, we are a fictional organization and all our officers are highly trained professionals with a strong emphasis on not actually being that harsh.)