ENFORCEMENT OVERLOAD SYMPTOMS

Warning: the following symptoms may indicate an Enforce-o-meter reading of WARNING LEVEL RED

• 1. Paralysis by Analysis - You're spending more time reading policy manuals than actually enforcing policies.
• 2. Terminal Iteration - Your computer has become a self-sustaining ecosystem of open tabs and browser windows.
• 3. Algoritmik Panic - You're starting to think that every problem can be solved with a simple if-else statement.
• 4. Quantum Fluctuation - You're questioning the fundamental nature of reality due to excessive policy reading.
• 5. Terminal Velocity - You've reached maximum productivity and are now in freefall towards burnout.

For more information, see our Treatment Plan.